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i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
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and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

toronjas:

Tumblr has ruined me and I don’t even know if it’s in a good or bad way

Like I’ll think “lol ok but fix ur unibrow before talking to me” but then I think “well what if they like their unibrow? What if they want it like that?”

everyoneinthetardis:

onna4:

David Tennant with his wife

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David Tennant without his wife

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She’s back!

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I’ve been laughing at this for three years

crewnex:

snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it

thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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troye4tyler:

The Mellets

troye4tyler:

The Mellets

lesbianbookclub:

I just laughed so fucking hard

alittlebitpessimistic:

azalea-in-time:

ziamlevinestylinson:

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking

We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play

Reblogging for relevance-

I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends. 

We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring.

There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot.

He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered.

There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’. 

I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work.

We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us!

  • French Friend:

    well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -

  • American Friend:

    THOUSAND?

  • French Friend:

    Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

REBLOG THIS IF YOU’RE IN # TEAM INTERNET AND I WILL WRITE YOUR URL IN A LITTLE NOTEBOOK THINGIE

tillysivan18:

okay so I’m probably gonna meet Tyler in the future (idk when , probably SITC next year) but I’m gonna write everyone’s url in a notebook thing I made and give it to him when I meet him SO REBLOG/LIKE THIS IF YOU’RE IN TEAM INTERNET (please only like/reblog once) 

tyler-chokeme:

true love, everyone

sorcererlance:

benanderson89:

adelein:

flustered-darcy:

evilgenius101:

the most accurate post on tumblr

UUUUGGGGHHHHH

This

I think I’m doing this right…

dammit England, stop making us look bad D:

noootella:

gucci down the boulevard

noootella:

gucci down the boulevard

queeentroye:

queeentroye:

Hey guys in celebration of Tyler Oakley Hitting 5 Million on youtube and Troye Sivan releasing TRXYE. I decided that I’m going to be doing a give away. This giveaway includes 3 Winners. ONE winner will receive a TRXYE JUMPER. ONE will receive any T-shirt/jumper off Tyler Oakleys merch. ONE WILL TRXYE OFF ITUNES. This give away is international. The giveaway ENDS ON OCT 1st. You can reblog it as many times as you want. TO WIN YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING MY BLOG www.queeentroye.tumblr.com and you must have RE-BLOGED THIS POST.  I will be checking. I will be messaging the winners sometime during the week of oct 1st. I’m using a random generator to pick the winners so the give-away is fair. ENJOY AND SPREAD THE WORD if you have any question message me in my ask box! 

one more month until the giveaway is over!!!

queeentroye:

queeentroye:

Hey guys in celebration of Tyler Oakley Hitting 5 Million on youtube and Troye Sivan releasing TRXYE. I decided that I’m going to be doing a give away. This giveaway includes 3 Winners. ONE winner will receive a TRXYE JUMPER. ONE will receive any T-shirt/jumper off Tyler Oakleys merch. ONE WILL TRXYE OFF ITUNES. This give away is international. The giveaway ENDS ON OCT 1st. You can reblog it as many times as you want. TO WIN YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING MY BLOG www.queeentroye.tumblr.com and you must have RE-BLOGED THIS POST.  I will be checking. I will be messaging the winners sometime during the week of oct 1st. I’m using a random generator to pick the winners so the give-away is fair. ENJOY AND SPREAD THE WORD if you have any question message me in my ask box! 

one more month until the giveaway is over!!!

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet